Lately the conversation of love has been tossed around a lot in my world. I wanted to take time to dive into this word. Because it is so much more than a word, or a feeling. I believe that love, in terms of relationships, is this existing force that is held between two people. I believe that two people are binded together by love. You don’t just feel love, you are in it. Your entire body is involved. Love is so much more than a word, but so how can you define it?
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Love is an emotion of strong affection and personal attachment.Love is also a virtue representing all of human kindness, compassion and affection; and “the unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another”.Love may also be described as actions towards others (or oneself) based on compassion, or as actions towards others based on affection.In English, love refers to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from pleasure (“I loved that meal”) to interpersonal attraction (“I love my partner”).
“Love” may refer specifically to the passionate desire and intimacy of romantic love, to the sexual love of eros, to the emotional closeness of famila love, or the plantonic love that defines friendship. Love may be understood as part of the survival instinct, a function to keep human beings together against menaces and to facilitate the continuation of the species.
So it’s been forever since I’ve had a post like this, but last Friday’s series of events forces me to come forth and confess… I AM SO SICK OF CREEPY GUYS!
Last friday, my sister and I met a few friends for dinner downtown. Some would call this a “Girl’s Night.” Quickly the night took a weird turn which obviously lead to 5 girls getting super wasted.
After about an hour of boozing and drinking my friends and I were confronted by 3 gentlemen. ATTORNEYS. Now, first thing girls prob think is, “yay, they prob have money” … let me rephrase, this is what single girls might say. Now, every girl I was with is in a long-term relationship. So we let these “attorneys” sit down with the hopes that if nothing else, we could get a few laughs and maybe a free drink out of it.
From the moment these douche bags sit down, they are trying soooooo hard to impress us. Whenever this happens, I automatically just want to fuck with them. So I tell them my name is Franny and that I work for a Kuwait retailer, which they believe. I tell them one of my friends had a sex change, I tell them all sorts of ridiculous nonsense… this does not stop the attorneys from their great woo-ing efforts. They start trying to maybe use skills they learned from VH1’s, The Pick-up Artist on us… an effort poorly made. At this point, nearly all of us mention having boyfriends, but the attorneys show no resistance.
As time goes on, they start telling us stores that only make me hate the law system based on the sole fact that idiots like these guys work for the state. They were so sexist, I am not quite sure how they thought we’d be impressed. All the while, buying each other drinks and not offering any of us a beverage.
At one point, two of my friends went off to the restroom and I could hear the attorneys plotting which babe they were going to persue. They were trying to whisper, but I could hear them from across the table, over the DJ and everything. (I think Mariah was playing at this point) Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore!
I leaned over politly and said, “Listen guys, I can tell you’re trying really hard here”
“No we’re not,” say’s the blonde guy who claims he looks like Harry Potter
“Yeah you are,” I respond, “I can literally hear your sweet plans from here. You should know, literally all of us have serious, long-term relationships. So you’re wasting your time here.”
“Well, we don’t care if you have boyfriends, that’s cool.” Say’s blonde Harry.
“Unfortunately, we do care, so I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.” I say, feeling so relieved that finally we can ditch these fellas.
To my surprise, they don’t leave. Instead, they sit there for another HALF HOUR discussing where they went wrong with us. Again, speaking loud enough for all of us to hear. The server comes back and all of us asked for another drink. And by we asked for them, I mean we literally screamed for them after the ridiculous encounter we were just forced to witness.
POINT OF THE STORY
Fact 1: If a girl doesn’t seem interested, LEAVE HER ALONE. You won’t change her mind.
Fact 2: Do not intrude on a girls night. If there are over 3 girls in a group, chances are they are not out hunting dick.
Fact 3: If you think chauvinism will impress a girl, try again.
Fact 4: Girl’s that are willing to cheat on their boyfriends don’t tell you that they have boyfriends.. take a hint, if we’re taken it means we don’t want you!
just sayin…
happy bday to my fella!
Check out these pac sun colored jeans! SO CUTE. They have a promo, buy 2 get both for 40% off. BOUGHT THE GREEN! Can’t wait to wear them.
Set goals. Two years ago I promised myself I was going to get a job and a boyfriend and within 2 months I got both! This year my goals: get a promotion and stay healthy!
Suggested Attire:
Hat or headband
A functional and light weight cross body bag or backpack
A CAMMEL PACK (need some H2O)
Comfortable shoes
Light weight shirt (for example, any top that looks like its from free people)
Lots of people wear jean shorts or bloomers
Sunglasses
Nail polish
DO NOT WEAR:
A going out outfit, seriously.. this is not a night club
A romper (how will you pee?)
A maxi dress (will most likely get dirty as heck, and toasty)
Any expensive shoes (they will be covered in mud)
JEANS (too hot)
Anything with sleves (pit stains!)
Boombox bag!
